Thursday, November 20, 2008

My Bestie....err too emo..correction..MY BITCH! =D


I could have ended up hating her...She never liked my bfs (except my present one =P), she hated me smoking, she detested my college friends...when I sneaked away to another city she was ready to strangle me, She reached my house and told my mom about me having nil attendance in junior college because I used to sit all day doing Sheesha and how I sneaked away for going clubbing. I could have called her a Bigmouth but instead she became my best friend. For these very reasons. Her name is Pari...and yes I do hate her..but only because she is 8 inches taller than me =P

I have known her for 16 years now! And she has proven to be the friend every girl would wish to have. We have the most amazing time together. We grew up together, attended school together, went to college together and bunked together (yes, shes not all that angelic...infact shes not at all angelic!) There were times we would go half way till college...and then decide to bunk and take a U -turn! We did that for 2 whole years. In the end we both ended up getting black listed! Hah!

Our stayovers turn out to be the craziest ever. I make her cook for me in the middle of the night. Shewould ask me to call up random people at 3 am and speak nonsensical stuff with them! I did that btw. She was there to hurl abuses at my ex when I had my first break up! =) It was the first time I heard her abuse! And she did this for me even though she warned me not to date him. Oh and she did not speak to me for a few months because I allowed him to ask me out...but she forgave me. And whooped his ass.

She was there when I needed her. Her house is like my second home. She agrees to play the silliest games with me. She hates porn..lol..she hates my short temper. She hates Christiano Ronaldo. She is currently nagging me to lose weight. She thinks I am the biggest retard she could ever find. (I cannot disagree with that though). She hates skimpy clothes because she thinks she is too fat to wear them. She tends to ignore her washboard abs that I am Oh so jealous of! =( She loves Vodka..though shes sworn not to touch vodka ever again. Yeah right! She teams up with my younger brother to riducule me. She is the best person to go clubbing with. To get drunk with and watch her lose her sanity. =P We speak in codes. We read each others minds. I could go on and on about her. When she had new friends...I still remained her best friend..even though I moved to another country. And its no easy thing having an Arsenal fan as your bestie when you yourself are a Man U lover. Lol.

I adore her. If I was a lezzie..Id do her. Totally would. (And when she reads this she is going to squirm! >.< ) I love her. For all that she has done for me. For all that I know she will do for me. I eez missing her now. And the bottle of Vodka that is kept hidden in her cupboard! =P

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